Terrorist Crock of Crap, Part Deux
Where is Paul Revere when you need him? Surely someone should ride and alert the neighbors. AL QAEDA IS COMING!! AL QAEDA IS COMING!! Apparently not content to let the Brits have all the fear factor fun, the Bush Administration is jumping on board the scary train. Booooooo, Al Qaeda. Sure glad that no matter what we do to fight the terrorists (you know, fight them over there . . .) those tenacious bastards make zombies look lazy and unfocused. No matter how many we kill they keep coming and keep organizing.
So here is the story courtesy of ABC's Brian Ross:
- Senior U.S. intelligence officials tell ABC News new intelligence suggests a small al Qaeda cell is on its way to the United States, or may already be here.
- But, according to the White House, there is no credible evidence of an imminent threat.
Just to help clear things up we have Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff telling the editorial board of The Chicago Tribune that he had a "gut feeling" about a new period of increased risk. (Did he go to Mexico and did he drink the water? Just asking.)
So what does this mean?
Let me state at the outset that I am not recommending we ignore Al Qaeda. We should be killing or capturing their operatives. But if they are actually here (or coming) we then need to ask, "Why has the Bush Administration been asleep at the switch and why is Osama still running around loose"?
Let me suggest an alternative theory. Some malevolent, media savvy jihadi sympathizers have been watching us with great amusement since the two bozos failed to blow themselves up or kill anyone in the London/Glasgow terrorist fiasco. They now realize they only need to pass on seemingly credible threats and we, like the tigers chasing each other round the tree in Little Black Sambo, will turn ourselves into pancake batter. The aspiring terrorists do not have to do a thing beyond generate the threat. We'll inflict the rest of the wounds ourselves on ourselves.
Forget the duct tape. Grab your diapers and Depends. Start crapping yoursselves. The terrorists are coming or they are already here or they are not really a threat. It don't matter. Just run around in a circle screaming.
The failure of the Bush Administration to handle these threats with some measure of professionalism (i.e., work the problem, don't alarm the public, and catch the bad guys) without spilling their guts to the nearest media personality gives terrorists hope and keeps security consultants fully employed. Gee George, thanks buddy.
[Note: Before I get any outraged comments about the reference to the racist children's book, Little Black Sambo (that was part of my experience growing up) I am not endorsing the book or the racism contained therein. The lesson I drew from the book was that the little black boy in the story was a smart kid who knew how to beat foes who were bigger and stronger without having to use violence. A good message with awful racist packaging.]


Larry,
Once again, you nailed it and so hilariously. I truly LOVE outraged snark and have a tendency to engage in it myself at times.
I have gut feelings a lot, too. Usually it means I have to go to the bathroom and use the loo. Seriously, though, is the best that Chertoff can come up with -- a gut feeling -- wonder where that ranks with Dubya's looking into Pootie's eyes and seeing his soul.
Frankly, I haven't believed word one out of these guys from the git-go. In fact, I knew before 2000 if they were elected we were going to be in for a lot of trouble. Started out with the fudging of Bush's military service, followed by Cheney's making a quick flight to Wyoming to "register" as a voter there -- so he could run as Bushie's VP candidate. People who will do this from the git-go have serious credibility problems.
BTW, when you were in the intel field, did you ever hear of LTG Sidney T (Tom) Weinstein? He was a biggie at the Pentagon, DA -- Intel. If you did know him, he passed away about a month ago. He was my Commander at Ft. Bragg and I had the privilege to work directly for him. In fact, he promoted me to E5, and upon my discharge, awarded me my ARCOM and GC Medals.
Good man.
July 11, 2007 12:42 PM | Reply | Permalink
Oh, thanks for the laugh!
I can't get over Chertoff's remarks. Were they the result of sheer incompetency or sheer Machiavellianism?
July 11, 2007 1:06 PM | Reply | Permalink
I'm going to go with the former CT - sheer incompetence.
It seems every day there's another completely moronic Quote of the Day coming from a candidate for president...PRESIDENT! If this represents the "cream of the crop" our nation can produce in terms of leadership then I say burn the whole damned field, pave it the hell over and turn it into a parking lot.
July 11, 2007 1:11 PM | Reply | Permalink
Gee, I'm worried about socialized medicine. After the Democrat party takes over, our doctors won't even have the skill to blow themselves up.
John
http://www.haberarts.com/
July 11, 2007 1:14 PM | Reply | Permalink
I just don't understand why the media doesn't hammer home on these inconsistent (and often opposing) statements.
If al Qaeda opperatives are here, or coming here, or are in the general vacinity, then they are a threat. Pure and simple. They're not going to Disneyland for the rides.
So, which is it, Mr. Bush? Are there al Qaeda terrorists here? Or, is there no threat? Because, frankly, you can't have it both ways.
What gets me even more is that the general populace actually falls for this duplicitous double-talk from the Administration.
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July 11, 2007 1:14 PM | Reply | Permalink
Chertoff would have broken into regularly scheduled TV shows to announce a red terrorist threat level if this was an election year.
July 11, 2007 1:41 PM | Reply | Permalink
"When in panic, or in doubt,
Run in circles, scream and shout!"
July 11, 2007 1:58 PM | Reply | Permalink
Not so sure about that, Chertoff is nobody's fool.
Every time I look at a picture of that guy Trotsky's crowd of international Communists comes to mind.
July 11, 2007 2:09 PM | Reply | Permalink
I think the story you are looking for is Chicken Little with the sky is falling theme.
Playing the incessant terrorism card serves two purposes. It keeps the major media outlets on the right side of the administration and makes it easier for them to ask for the business favors they want (like eliminating net neutrality or limits on cross ownership).
It also, as they say in the news business, sells papers. Responsible reporting is a rarity when the outlet depends upon attracting viewers to make a profit. This is why the reporting from places like the BBC is so much more measured. Their funding is decoupled from commercial pressures.
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Daily Landscape
July 11, 2007 2:11 PM | Reply | Permalink
J. McCutchen
It's all a part of the Program Larry. One prominent effect of the surge is a marked improvement in propaganda coordination between US forces in theater; the puppet government, the Pentagon; CheneyBush, what;s left of the Amen Chorus on the Hill, issue advocates and the mainstream media.
Best example of this see any daily action report from Burns or Gordon in the NyT (All AlQaeda, all the time)
July 11, 2007 2:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
Tell you what as a former small arms combat weapons instructor, and still a considerable expert in that field, terrorists really don't scare me a hell of a lot, I could probably still gun down a gross or so of those flea bitten types with out breaking much of a sweat.
Now...
...the Neo-Cons they are another matter entirely, they scare me considerably because I'm not allowed to deal with them like the threat to this country and my friends and family that they are.
…all this inane fear mongering, baseless or not, does for me is just piss the hell out of me.
July 11, 2007 2:26 PM | Reply | Permalink
I trust how these guys "look" about as much as I do what they "say" to be honest with you. Chertoff using "gut feelings" to describe how he's arrived at some sort of apparently politically motivated terror threat says all you need to know about both him and his abilities.
He's a fool.
July 11, 2007 2:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
Every time I see Chertoff, I think he's part of the PR campaign for the latest brainwasting comic book movie - he looks like Dr Doom or Skeletor!
July 11, 2007 2:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
Somebody give Chertoff the Jailer a "little purple pill" so we can go back to watching terrorist doctors immolating themselves because they never learned chemistry in the first place......
Alphonse ( Al ) Kada
Iranians are fighting the Americans in Iraq so they don't have to fight them on the streets of Tehran
July 11, 2007 3:21 PM | Reply | Permalink
Larry, you're at your best when to mock the fear mongering.
There's a lot of things I'm scared of. Heights. Ever appearing on Larry King. Cockroaches. Mostly cockroaches, to be honest.
Not terrorists, so much. Oh, I'm not pretending to be brave beyond my means. I'd be scared of terrorists if they actually did something to me. But I'm not overly concerned that they will. Heck, I'd be scared if I were mugged. I still walk around at night.
The Bushies will claim that it's their job to protect America, by any means necessary. They have too easy a view of what their jobs are. It's their jobs to protect America within the boundaries of civil liberties and at a reasonable cost, without trying to scare us. That's their job.
My grandfather was a cop. He used to say, "Being a police officer is hard. But, it's supposed to be."
That's how I feel about this. The Bushies keep claiming they're being shackled in the face of serious threats. They're supposed to be shackled. And they're supposed to be good enough and clever enough to be effective despite the very reasonable and important constraints on government power.
thosethingswesay.blogspot.com
July 11, 2007 3:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
I keep saying LOUDLY that they are preparing us for a huge attack on a major infrastructure (already in CNN Headline News). Even Chertoff is making noises, telling us to get ready, they're coming. Only our DHS is a sad joke, and lots of positions are still not even filled. The Bush Crime Family wants this to happen in a big way, because they cannot win in '08. Since Rove's strategy has failed with the USA's, then lying and terror is ALL THEY'VE GOT. Oh, and don't forget...bomb, bomb, bomb... bomb, bomb Iran. Will the real America please STAND UP!
July 11, 2007 3:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
BULLETIN! BULLETIN!
"Al Qaeda Cell in the U.S. Or On Its Way......or not.
This has been Brian Ross, reporting for ABC News"
July 11, 2007 3:53 PM | Reply | Permalink
"Being a police officer is hard. But, it's supposed to be."
Exactly. The easy, lazy way out is to type up a "Patriot Act," and start breaking laws. And dropping bombs on countries that did not pose a threat.
The hard work is protecting people while protecting civil liberties, too. The whole point of our Constitution is that we don't crap our pants and lock everyone up when something happens.
Didn't Bush say this would all be so much easier if he was a dictator?
"Thank God George Bush is our president." -Rudy Giuliani
July 11, 2007 4:15 PM | Reply | Permalink
Re: The Bush Crime Family wants this to happen in a big way, because they cannot win in '08.
If there's a terror atack today it will be blamed squarely on the incompetence of the Bush administration. It's simply way too late to blame Clinton. Now it's possible BushCo is so stupid they may not realize this, but such an event would sink any wild hopes Bush might have of leaving a positive legacy behind, or at least of bein gbetter appreciated ny historians to come. (and probably sink the GOP chances in 2008 too) Heck, a really bad terror attack, followed by a Katrina-style bungled response, might even produce overwhelming support for impeachment.
July 11, 2007 4:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
Except that everything you mentioned already happened:
a really bad terror attack,
911, after multiple warnings, and plenty of information about AlQaeda.
followed by a Katrina-style bungled response,
Katrina itself, (which FEMA should have been prepared for)
might even produce overwhelming support for impeachment.
I'm overwhelmingly supportive of it! Anyone else?
Why didn't that go against the GOP in 2004? Because the fix was in, and it didn't matter how badly they f**ked up. Why won't the same level of cheating happen in 2008? They are not accumulating all this Executive Priviledge to turn it over to a Democrat~
Be afraid~~~~~~~Be very afraid~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jan
July 11, 2007 4:46 PM | Reply | Permalink
If it happens again, after all this Bushsh*t, I swear I'm gonna walk right out of my office, down to Pennsylvania Avenue and piss on the White House gates.
Alphonse ( Al ) Kada
Iranians are fighting the Americans in Iraq so they don't have to fight them on the streets of Tehran
July 11, 2007 4:50 PM | Reply | Permalink
Thanks for pulling my Granddad's quote out of that, cscs. I just should have posted that.
Here's something that will interest you: He worked 30 years. Pulled his gun once. Fired it in action... not once. Told me that the time he pulled his gun out of the holster was, in retrospect, a mistake.
He really got the distinction between a civil servant who was there to serve and protect and some one who thought of himself as an authority figure.
And, it's funny I'm talking about cops here but... terrorism is a crime, not a war. Nobody can say that in this environment but I'm sure that's the truth of the matter. It's international crime, yes. And sometimes it has big consequences, yes. But it's not Hitler's armies overtaking Europe. It's criminal behavior that is sometimes sanctioned by a state and is sometimes funded by some one with enough wealth to be a state. It's still criminal behavior.
Most criminal enterprises in history would have loved to have been treated as if they were a country at war. It would have meant too much respect for their power and the wrong tactics employed against them. We've finally fallen for the ruse.
This is a crime problem. Just international in scope.
thosethingswesay.blogspot.com
July 11, 2007 5:02 PM | Reply | Permalink
From the Caine Mutiny:
" When in danger or in doubt,
Run in circles, scream and shout"
Tom
July 11, 2007 5:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
The WH report on meeting the benchmarks is due tomorrow.
Along with Bush and Petraeus, the Chertoff tell-but-don't-show is simply a part of the WH's plan to take the emphasis off the political and military issues in Iraq and make it all Qaeda, all the time.
Notice how for the last three weeks Petraeus hasn't said two sentences in a row without mentioning "al Qaeda."
And of course, the media -- the New York Times as much as ABC -- is acting its usual stenographic role.
"We've got to fight them over there so we don't have to fight them over here."
July 11, 2007 5:57 PM | Reply | Permalink
Larry has the option of making light of any perceived threats, because he bears no responsiblity. Yet, when a 9/11 does happen -- these responsible parties take the brunt of the outrage of intelligence failure. I would be operating on an overabundance of caution too. Lives are at stake. One truck bomb can kill hundreds of people, and the Larry's of the world would be the first to start pointing fingers. Taking a terrorist threat lightly is simply not an option.
July 11, 2007 6:21 PM | Reply | Permalink
Another report claims Al Qaeda is stronger now than on 9/11. If that isn't enough cause for terrified wingnuts to impeach the Decider in Chief, what is?
July 11, 2007 6:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
So, you're saying never question or criticize our public serpents servants because they may be criticized later if they don't overreact now. I'm curious, Brook, assuming you're not in intelligence or the military or homeland security yourself, what do you do when you take these serious terrist threats seriously? I mean what actions are you taking to thwart or defend against the impending attacks? What specifically are you doing to protect yourself and your family with this information?
When Chertoff can't believably raise the threat level to RED (and it's been at ORANGE almost perpetually since instituted), and he has no real information about a threat that's less likely than a monkey falling out of a monkey tree on your head to kill you, yet there is chatter and there are gut feelings, how do you benefit from his ominous warnings- how are you safer? I assume Chertoff's blabbering about his gut feelings do nothing to change his actions to secure the homeland, right? So, how do our leaders immunize themselves from criticism by trying to panic the public?
July 11, 2007 6:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
Please explain how lame public warnings do anything to capture al qaeda or prevent terrorism? What are you supposed to do?
If Al Qaeda is really stronger, then a fundamental question needs to be answered promptly--how the hell did that happen? Remember, we're fighting them over there so that we don't have to fight them here, except they've got time to come here after all?
C'mon. Surely you are not this gullible to be taken in by this alarmist crap. If we're really at war with terrorists then why is Bin Laden and Zawahiri still roaming untouched?
July 11, 2007 6:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yep, report all possibilities. That about covers it. One thing is certain. We're all going to die. Someday, somehow. The end is certain. The timing is up in the air.
July 11, 2007 6:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
Bluebell, you beat me to it. This incompetent administration has now had 6 years to do something about al Qaeda, and all they seem to have done is help them to recruit replacements, and give them a country to do their training in. Of course any person who still has operating neurons knows that the group referred to as al Qaeda - the group bin Laden was supposed to be leading - is not the group that is operating in Iraq, nor in most of the other locations around the world where "al Qaeda" is supposedly a threat.
This reminds me of back when it was the "communists" who were the big boogie man. Anyone who said something that the right wingers disagreed with was immediately identified as a communist or a sympathizer of communists. Today, the Bush cabal is calling anyone they happen to be attacking "al Qaeda". It could be 10 year old girls in Afghanistan or mothers and babies in Iraq, but to the Bushies, they are all "al Qaeda". And, anyone who is criticizing Bush is an "al Qaeda" sympathizer. If a bomb intended for Iraqi insurgents happens to hit a mosque instead and kills a hundred innocent Iraqi women and children, it is reported as another 100 al Qaeda fighters killed.
The mystery to me is why any reporter, even a Fox "reporter" is able to avoid snickering when an announcement like today's is made. The best use of such announcements is as a joke for Bill and Louise, your local news anchors, to entertain each other with.
Hoppy in Sacramento
July 11, 2007 6:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
This isn't 2001. 9-11 could (and was) blamed on Clinton's inattention and never mind the GOP's distracting pursuit of Monica's blue dress.
In 2007 or 2008 that ploy can't work. So where would the buck stop? And do you really think the American people, after six years of war and all the other measures taken to supposedly make us safe would not demand to know why we weren't safe? Just maybe Bush and gang are stupid enough not to consider that they would be blamed if they closed their eyes and allowed Al Qaida (or some other such group) to get away with another attack, but at best they would pursuade their hard core base: that 28% or so of voters who could not be pried from Bush's butt by a direct comamd of the Lord God himself. (But hey, even Nixon had his die-hards). The rest of the country would see it as Katrina with a Qu'ran and perhap call for impeachment.
Re: Why won't the same level of cheating happen in 2008?
What cheating? The tracks were eall legal. As I have tried to explain before on these boards the real scandal is not vote tampering (of which there is zero evidence); the real scandal is (barely) legal voter suppression, for which evidence abounds. But that only works when things are real close. When 70% of the country is against you keeping a few ten thousand people away from the polls is useless. And take off the tin foil hat long enough to ask why the Democrats managed to take Congress, even in very close races, last year if the GOP could really wave a maguc wand and produce any election results they wanted. Ask also why the new GOP governor of Florida has done away with paper-trail less voting and restored felon's voting rights if the GOP is one big conspiracy factory.
I sometimes think the GOP deliberately plants all these vote tampering tales in ortder to distract people away from their vote suppression tactics.
July 11, 2007 6:54 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yeah, and then a nation of 300M is supposed to be terrifed that a small cell (what one guy and his Iphone?) is on the way. Heck, with the state of the airlines these days, they probably cancelled his flight. Breaking News: Northwest Airlines defeats Al Qaeda.
July 11, 2007 6:58 PM | Reply | Permalink
It's been obvious lately that there has been a WH push to exaggerate the al Qaeda threat again. But I've also wondered why this doesn't backfire on them. If al Qaeda is blowing everyone up in Iraq, doesn't that underscore our failure in invading Iraq? If bin Laden's al Qaeda in Afghanistan and Pakistan are thriving, doesn't that underscore our failure to defeat them? Maybe a lot of people don't connect the dots if our pundits and reporters don't do it for them.
July 11, 2007 7:14 PM | Reply | Permalink
I don't regard terrorism as a military or law enforcement problem, but as a public health problem. The War on Smallpox took around 200 years, and is the only infectious disease that has ever been eradicated. Public health epidemiologists recognize that bad things happen to people, and those things aren't going to be completely preventable. Epidemiologists, instead, focus on reducing (but not eliminating) the incidence of things that cause morbidity and mortality, and mitigating the severity of the things when they occur.
You'd be pretty up in arms if terrorists killed 42,884 Americans, right? Well, that happened to be the number of Americans killed in automobile accidents in 2003. How about the 700,000 or so that die of cardiovascular diseases every year?
Consider the worst industrial accident in history, at Bhopal. Are we spending the dollars to harden chemical industry infrastructure, which could have disastrous toxic releases through simple accident or natural disaster, rather than terrorism?
Yes, one truck bomb can kill hundreds of people. How many Americans die because they don't have proper chronic disease management for diabetes or hypertension? Apparently, one can have an unlimited budget to protect against the truck bombs, but not for pinko socialized medicine.
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Howard
*equal opportunity offense to both extremes*
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" [George Santayana]
July 11, 2007 7:26 PM | Reply | Permalink
Good questions, Don. First of all you can't ever go above 100%, which means if there have been no terror attacks in 6 years, you cannot be more safe than that.
There are specific levels of protocol assigned to ferreting out intelligence data to judge it's worth. Chertoff may or may not be able to specifically divulge threats when operations are in play, so he's deliberately vague in an Alan Greenspan sense.
The gut feelings of experienced professionals drive a lot of decisions in the corporate and political world. George Tenant has stated often he had an ominous feeling about Bin Laden and Al Qaeda. Should he have acted more vigorously on those instincts?
Vigilance is not the same thing as paranoia.
July 11, 2007 7:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
you're discounting basic human nature here, bluebell. Any foreign threat whether real or imagined invokes a circle the wagons mentality. Consider America post-9/11. We were stronger and more united in those weeks than any time since Pearl Harbor. It works the same on their end. The Afghan invasion galvanized the radicals into action and unity. So, our direct confrontation has made them stronger, but by the same token, their attacks on us have made the same impact.
July 11, 2007 7:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
This new threat story, conveniently leaked to ABC, appears to be related to Bush stating last week and again this week that the main enemy in Iraq is al-Qaeda and claiming (again, incredibly) very explicitly that they are "the same group that attacked us on 9/11." And we are told that civilian casualties are down, while we are suddenly killing more al-Qaeda (who dress like civilians).
As others said above, it's all al-Qaeda now. Looks like a coordinated propaganda campaign at a time when they are losing support and anticipating a negative report on the surge. I suppose any day now a Bushie will tell us something like "You know about the new threat from an al-Qaeda cell in America, maybe this is what happens when you have Democrats in Congress trying to set a date to surrender."
When in a crisis, Bush calls 911.
What I object to about this kind of news story is that they never tell us who initiated the story (even anonymously). If a Bush operative called ABC with the story, then maybe THAT is the story, and an appropriate question would be why they are pushing this story at this time, how credible it is, and how it ties in to other BushCo actions.
(If a Republican operative calls a reporter about Edwards' haircut, don't just tell us about the haircut, tell us that Republicans are trying to make an issue out of it and why they may be doing that.)
July 11, 2007 8:14 PM | Reply | Permalink
Agreed, which only goes to bolster the view that the terror scares of the past six years have been completely political. And they have never been shy about releasing any info (even classified info naming an inside al Qaeda confidant that may have thwarted the London subway bombings-see Khan). I can only assume they have no hard evidence of an impending attack or they would be front-paging it to the world. But let's say, hypothetically, that these threats are not political. I would rather see competent assessments based on evidence and intelligence from our law enforcement leaders than their bloated voodoo judgments.
July 11, 2007 8:28 PM | Reply | Permalink
Six years of crying wolf by the Bush operation has created the situation where I just don't believe anything they say. If there is anything to this, their previous behavior will prevent any warning from doing any good.
OTOH, Bush has been taking a beating the past couple of weeks, and this, to me, is nothing more than his way of trying to interrupt it and gain the advantage. Why doesn't he do us a favor and just ...go away. After his Katrina performance, does anyone think Chertoff has any credibility? He has a feeling? Give me a break.
July 11, 2007 8:35 PM | Reply | Permalink