Thomas Friedman's Flawed Analogy on Iran
I've had a hard time taking Thomas Friedman seriously ever since his advocacy of the war in Iraq. But I have to acknowledge that there are still occasions when he's right on the money -- as he has been in urging cooperation between the U.S. and China on clean energy technologies.
Unfortunately, Friedman's punditry may be taking a turn for the worse. His article in today's New York Times is one of his most illogical and ill-considered since his "invade Iraq" days.
In suggesting that the new National Intelligence Estimate (NIE) on Iran has reduced U.S. leverage in moving Tehran towards capping or eliminating its nuclear enrichment program, he uses one of the most tortured (and inaccurate) analogies I have seen in a long while.
Here it goes. He compares Iran and its nuclear program to a drug dealer who has paused in his activities after years of producing and selling heroin:
"Gulf Arabs feel like they have this neighbor who has been a drug dealer for 18 years. Recently, this neighbor has been very visibly growing poppies in his back yard in violation of the law. He's also been buying bigger and better trucks to deliver drugs . . .," says Friedman.
And the metaphor goes on: after police pressure, our unfriendly neighborhood drug dealer shuts down his heroin laboratory; the police have now declared that this rogue poppy grower is not a drug dealer any more, but only by taking a narrow, legalistic interpretation of that term. But the neighbors aren't convinced -- it's not as if he's just growing flowers for the fun of it, and as recently as 2003 he was turning his poppy crop into heroin.
Does this analogy make any sense? Well, no. First of all, unlike the heroin dealer, Iran has never successfully manufactured the product in question (a nuclear weapon). It doesn't even have enough poppies (enriched uranium) to make the product, and is still having considerable difficulty learning how to grow them. Meanwhile, there are neighbors who do know how to make the product (nuclear weapons) and have significant stockpiles of it. Not to mention the chief of police (the United States) who has one of the largest stockpiles of the product in the world and is in the midst of building a new improved production facility. Last but not least, the chief keeps saying that he can't rule out the idea of burning down the alleged drug dealer's house if he doesn't agree to stop growing poppies.
I know, it's a bit elaborate, but blame Friedman; it's his metaphor, not mine. But the main point is that by echoing the Bush administration's after the fact "spin" on the NIE's findings, Friedman is contributing -- consciously or not -- to the larger effort to dismiss the impact of the estimate.
As these things go, the NIE was reasonably clear: the 16 intelligence agencies involved have concluded that Iran stopped its nuclear weapons program four years ago and that there is no indication that it is poised to re-start it. Rather than treating this as good news that will give diplomacy more time to work, President Bush has suggested that the fact that Tehran once had a program means it is time to ratchet up the pressure even higher than it was when the administration's assumption was that there is currently a program under way.
The NIE on Iran is a positive development, and for once the intelligence community was allowed to state its conclusions without interference from the Cheney/neo-con wing of the administration. The NIE should be a building block for a more reasonable diplomatic strategy -- far from reducing U.S. leverage, it might actually make it easier to bring countries like Russia and China on board for a workable joint strategy, as occurred with North Korea.
Or maybe Iran is the nuclear equivalent of a recidivist drug dealer. Friedman reports, you decide . . .


Hi William, as with almost all analogies, Friedman's cannot be taken to the bank from every angle, in every detail. That's why it's almost always a mistake for a writer to use one. But I think your column goes a bit far in dismissing Friedman's main point, which is that, whether or not Iran is currently making a bomb, it is enriching uranium, and that's troubling to its neighbors with whom Friedman has been meeting at a conference in Bahrain.
Friedman's interlocutors, and he himself, do not take exception to what's contained in the NIE, but with its top line. Whether you find that objectionable, it's apparently what these people genuinely think. And it seems to me that they have a plausible case that U.S. leverage is reduced; it's certainly not a silly inference.
Few side with Bush's and Cheney's persistent saber-rattling. However, I too have been troubled by the abrupt succession of intelligence reports. If the prior reports were extremist in their alarmism, the latest NIE is jarring in going the other way. It makes me think it may be best to absorb the data, but be cautious in our own policy.
Your last message -- that the NIE should be a building block for more reasonable diplomacy -- is the take-away line from the column. Thanks for that.
Steve LeVine, author
The Oil and the Glory (Random House)
http://www.oilandglory.com
December 12, 2007 10:16 AM | Reply | Permalink
Steve,
Your area is oil, so perhaps you could answer a question for me. How much of the concern about Iranian enrichment from GCC states is due to concerns about the possibility of Iranian nuclear weapons, and how much is due to concerns about the economic ramifications for OPEC of Iran replacing much of its domestic oil consumption with nuclear power, thus liberating more of Iran's oil product for export. I read recently that the GCC states are also planning to develop nuclear power for these reasons.
My hypothesis is that a lot of these Arab worries about Iran have to do the possibility of an emerging Iran-Iraq OPEC bloc, which would then be in a position to seize control of OPEC policy and decision-making.
December 12, 2007 11:27 AM | Reply | Permalink
Hi Dan, in general the Shiite states make the Sunni majority Gulf states nervous. While we may not ourselves obsess in conspiracies, the region has no shortage of it, so emerging petro-power in Iran and Iraq can't ease them. That said, I think that the main answer in this case is right on the surface -- the difference between a nuclear-power hegemon and a nuclear-armed hegemon is considerable, and they know that. Best, Steve
December 13, 2007 1:55 PM | Reply | Permalink
Gag. These Gulf Neighbors are the very states that financed Saddam's murderous invasion of Iran in 1980. They also are utterly blinded by anti-Shia prejudice and can't stand that a Shia state is rising in power in the House of Islam.
Acting like the Gulf Arabs are somehow in a position to judge Iran is laughable.
December 12, 2007 3:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
Five guys and their camel is not a "state"
All put together, they don't amount to the population of a section of Tehran.
December 12, 2007 9:19 PM | Reply | Permalink
And why is that 17 years after Kuwait was "liberated" they haven't had real democratic elections? Pretty much sums up the "Freedom Agenda" of West, doesn't it?
December 13, 2007 8:30 AM | Reply | Permalink
Of course the new NIE estimate has reduced US leverage. How could it not. We had a policy built on a lie and the lie is exposed. I guess Friedman is arguing that the policy was, in its essence, correct so we shouldn't change it because it was fraudulently presented. The ends were pure if the means were flawed. Such are they dynamics in politics and diplomacy that the policy is in tatters now as it should be.
December 12, 2007 10:43 AM | Reply | Permalink
It does seem as the NIE estimate would reduce US leverage, but there is another interesting (if speculative) take on the NIE and Iran at watchingamerica.com (see "Smart Side to US Intelligence")
Friedman is often more compelling when he writes on other subjects. I'm weary of Friedman's work on the Middle East. His ideas on the subject don't always have the original quality and feel of ideas that come from the heart and an open, rigorous mind.
I once read Friedman regularly, but I was really disappointed when he did not open his NYT columns up for comments as Kristof did. I thought Kristof showed himself to have the confidence of a classic truth-seeker who welcomes challenges to his ideas.
December 13, 2007 5:50 AM | Reply | Permalink
First of all, unlike the heroin dealer, Iran has never successfully manufactured the product in question (a nuclear weapon).
By that same logic, German rearmament in the 30s wasn't a threat, because blitzkrieg had never been tried before. (Apologies for skirting the edge of Godwin's Law there.)
Not to mention the chief of police (the United States) who has one of the largest stockpiles of the product in the world and is in the midst of building a new improved production facility.
Policeman with gun = religious psycho with gun. Okay, I think we're done here.
December 12, 2007 11:04 AM | Reply | Permalink
Are you implying that Iran would be willing to use nuclear weapons against the US if they had them in their possession?
December 12, 2007 12:42 PM | Reply | Permalink
This is an example of a a basic delusion that is widespread in the US: American foreign and war making policy is for the benefit of the rest of the world. We are the friendly cop on the beat.
The rest of the world has a different take: America is the single greatest threat to world peace and that its policies are being pursued in the interests of the US and Israel without regard for other's interests.
December 12, 2007 1:09 PM | Reply | Permalink
Okay, would you care to remind me how many countries the "religious psycho with a gun" has invaded?
Don't get me wrong, Iran is a rival with hegemonic aspirations (greatly advanced by Bush's gun slinging) in a region that is of vital strategic interest to the US, but lets drop the infantile habit of building foreign policy upon cartoonish exaggeration and the need to defend ourselves against the Bogeyman.
Iran does pose a threat to the American interests. Ignoring that threat would be naive, however, Tehran has pursued its regional aspirations with far more restraint than either the United States or Israel for the past thirty years. Iran has advanced it's cause through "covert" support of proxies like Hezbollah and met with it's greatest successes by taking advantage of American and Israeli blunders and bluster.
The best course to take with Iran is to consider the possibility that the best solution to a problems isn't always to kill something, ratchet down the rhetoric, try to stabilize the region by extricating ourselves from the Iraqi quagmire and generally regroup. In short, let's stop peeing ourselves every time a third rate power demonstrates the temerity f pursuing their own interests rather than the Republican party's interests, hmm?
December 12, 2007 1:41 PM | Reply | Permalink
"Okay, would you care to remind me how many countries the "religious psycho with a gun" has invaded?"
Be glad to.
Start with Afghanistan and Iraq. But if you consider all of Bush's advisors and hanger-ons, Guatemala, El Salvador, Haiti, Grenada, Chile Lebanon... how many more can you name?
December 13, 2007 5:51 AM | Reply | Permalink
By that same logic, German rearmament in the 30s wasn't a threat, because blitzkrieg had never been tried before.
If you go back and re-read Mr. Hartung's post, you will see that he never said that Iranian ambitions weren't a threat, merely that they have been grossly exaggerated. Sadly, when it comes to foreign policy, American tend to lurch from disengagement to hysteria - just about the only constant is ignorance.
Iranian aspirations do pose a threat to American interests in the Middle East, but there are degrees of threat. Germany in the 1930's was a modern, wealthy industrial powerhouse forced into a European order that simultaneously offended German pride and ignored German potential to violently restructure that order in its favor.
Iran is a militarily impotent, politically divided power with an unstable, poorly developed economy which depends primarily upon selling petroleum to its enemy.
Fevered brows aside, Iran is no Germany!
The ability to differentiate between a regional rival and an existential threat, however, eludes the rabid right, which so reliably mistakes moderation for appeasement, prudence for cowardice and hysteria for courage.
December 12, 2007 2:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
"Existential threat?" Is that like Sartre telling Saint-Exupery he's going to throw a drink in his face?
It's interesting that the neocon perversion of this adjective actually results in a descriptive term more accurate than their intent. The "existential threat" posed by Iran is not a threat to our existence, but a vague and baseless sense of aimlessness and anomie among neocons looking for their next war. The "threat" posed by Iran is no more reality-based than the vague sense of purposelessness felt by existential anti-heroes: it's real, all right, but it comes from within, not from an external source.
For these warmongering assholes, there will always be an "existential threat" to beat the war drums over.
December 13, 2007 3:09 AM | Reply | Permalink
And imagine if Iran had invaded as many of its neighbors as Isarel has? How come we never hear about Isarel's invasion of Egypt in 1956? Talk about being a threat to your neighbors.
December 12, 2007 3:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
Oh, please. Israel and Egypt were at war in 1956, as they were from 1948 until the Camp David Accords. Israel violated a cease fire to launch a preempive strike on a sworn and dangerous enemy. I'm no blind apologist for the Israelis. They've done plenty to help dig the hole they are in now. But this complaint is really reaching.
You want to bitch about the settlements on the West Bank, The Wall, blatant land grabs that cannot stand if there's to be peace, I'll listen to that. But don't try to tell me Israel is evil because they attacked Egyptian armed forces massed on their border 50 years ago.
December 12, 2007 3:59 PM | Reply | Permalink
Funny, Dwight D. Eisenhower didn't see it that way. He saw it for what it was: a war of aggression by Britain, France and Israel against Egypt. He went so far as to threaten to ruin the British economy by utterly devaluing the pound to force a cease fire and withdrawal.
It sounds to me like you're maybe confusing the 1956 Suez Crisis with the 1967 Six Day War.
December 12, 2007 8:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
LOL. The "massed on their border theory." Otherwise known as the old boot-strapping argument.
Can't imagine that would justify an Egyptian strike on Israel. I am always amused that Israel's Pearl Harbor attack in 1967 is termed "preemptive"; Egypt's Pearl Harbor strike in 1973 is called "sneaky."
December 13, 2007 8:28 AM | Reply | Permalink
Nope, you didn't skirt the edge of Godwin's law with this one. You fell right in. Had you cited either German rearmament alone or blitzkrieg alone you might - just might - have been able to plead forgiveness. Together, you have no right to request forbearance.
Iran either has the right, under treaty, to experiment with developing nuclear enrichment capability or it doesn't. Which is it? How do you explain to the Iranians that they don't have the right as a treaty signatory to do something that treaty allows when non-treaty signatories and violators are encouraged by US policy? Just admit that you want the law of the jungle and the doctrine of "might makes right" to prevail here, but don't ask anyone to believe you hold the moral high ground.
December 13, 2007 3:31 AM | Reply | Permalink
Friedman's problem is, and has always been, that he still thinks of our government (the current version, with Bush in charge) as fundamentally serious and patriotic. He supported the invasion on the premise that it would be "done right" and then complained when it wasn't. This despite the fact that a person in his position should have known better.
Now, he complains that the NIE has forced us to overplay our hand and show our cards prematurely. This ignores the fact that Bush/Cheney crazies have shown a clear inclination to attack Iran. Since they've done it before, one would have to take this threat seriously and do everything possible to avert a disaster. Thus, the intelligence community did something unprecedented and, in a different context, probably unwise. But context is everything. As much as this might put the US in a hole diplomatically, at least there is little chance we will get into a third war.
December 12, 2007 12:11 PM | Reply | Permalink
To torture the analogy further, the chief of police in this case also happens to be best buddies with a primary rival, another notorious neighborhood drug dealer, who has been the most vocal in calling for the house to be burned down.
December 12, 2007 12:58 PM | Reply | Permalink
It is hard to take seriously those who opposed getting rid of a monster like Saddem. Iran, is still violating its agreements when it comes to nuclear materials. What the NIE seems to have shown was that Iran was working on a nuclear weapons program until 2003. That is hardly likely to sit well with their Arab Sunni neighbors.
Bush being a lying does not make a glib dismissal of the Iranians threat to their Arab neighbors or their perception of their threat just too sensible.
Daniel A. Greenbaum
December 12, 2007 1:02 PM | Reply | Permalink
I don't think there are many people who opposed getting rid of Saddam Hussein. On the contrary, I have never encountered anyone who has ever expressed regret that Hussein was toppled and brought to justice. However, all things come with a price tag and many of us understand that the death of upwards of 600,000 Iraqis, the displacement of millions more, the destruction of Iraqi civil society (such as it was) and the destabilization of the country for decades to come, might have been a bit of a high price to pay.
But no matter, it's only a bunch of Arabs who have to pay the butcher's bill!
December 12, 2007 1:50 PM | Reply | Permalink
"But no matter, it's only a bunch of Arabs who have to pay the butcher's bill!"
You think? No, we are going to be paying the bill, as we paid the bill for Vietnam -- and it wasn't much fun.
December 12, 2007 2:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
Removing Saddam Hussein from power has cost the US in both blood and money (and will for years to come as you correctly point out), but the price paid by the Iraqis is several orders of magnitude removed both in absolute and in relative terms.
December 12, 2007 2:36 PM | Reply | Permalink
500,000 Iraqi children killed as a direct and foreseeable result of US pre-invasion sanctions on Iraq. And that was just the start.
December 12, 2007 9:17 PM | Reply | Permalink
December 12, 2007 4:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
"It is hard to take seriously those who opposed getting rid of a monster like Saddem."
Come out from behind that strawman, Daniel, and tell us, yes or no: was the removal of Saddam worth the death and displacement of millions if Iraqis, the death of thousands of American soldiers, and a cost of what will be ultimately over a trillion dollars to the US Treasury?
December 12, 2007 2:11 PM | Reply | Permalink
The obvious answer is NO.
However, tell us Brewmn, what would be acceptable price for you?
December 12, 2007 2:37 PM | Reply | Permalink
$1.05
December 12, 2007 2:41 PM | Reply | Permalink
Call me old-fashioned, but we never should have supplied Saddam with chemical weapons in the first place, nor encouraged him to wage war on his Iranian neighbor. Funny, how those crimes aren't mentioned.
December 12, 2007 3:02 PM | Reply | Permalink
I have to agree with you that US was and is an evil empire. American people are evil people. Given crimes commited by American people they deserve 1000 911s.
And no, I wouldn't call you "old-fashioned".
December 12, 2007 4:41 PM | Reply | Permalink
Actually, come to think of it, Iran suffered about 80,000 casualties as a result of US-approved and backed Iraqi chemcial weapons. That's the about equivalent of 26 times Sept 11s.
And thats not counting the Iraqi Kurds nor the rest of 500,000 Iranian casualties in the war for which Rumsfeld was literally shaking Saddam hands.
December 12, 2007 9:16 PM | Reply | Permalink
You have no gift for sarcasm. Have you tried vaudeville?
December 13, 2007 8:32 AM | Reply | Permalink
My "price" would not include the death of American soldiers or innocent Iraqis. Saddam man was simply not a threat to US interests or security. That is why Daniel's argument is utterly disingenuous.
December 13, 2007 7:27 AM | Reply | Permalink
Are you outraged that Israel hasn't been forced to sign the Non-Proliferation Treaty? If not, you have no credibility.
December 12, 2007 3:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
The problem is that the NPT allowed the declared powers of the time to join and keep their arsenals, but additional powers, who had not signed the NPT and thus were not prohibited from developing nuclear weapons, would have to disarm to join. India, Israel, and Pakistan are in this category; North Korea had signed but declared intent to withdraw.
Realistically, those three powers are not going to disarm, and it is unrealistic to say they could be pressured into it. The most reasonable approach, from my point of view, is to allow them to join as declared nuclear powers.
Doing so would bring them under a nonproliferation agreement, which is of most concern for Pakistan. Pakistan is not going to disarm and leave India with nuclear weapons, and vice versa.
There has been question of whether providing better "positive control" technology to countries not in the NPT would qualify as proliferation. I don't believe that it would, but such things as silo hardening probably would be prohibited. Making hardening technology available, however, might well be stabilizing.
As a separate issue, I'd like to see all nuclear powers, declared or not, establish, at a minimum, "hotline" communications. The US and Russia have exchanged 24/7 liaison teams for their strategic warning centers, which seems wise for all powers.
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Howard
*equal opportunity offense to both extremes*
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" [George Santayana]